There was a weird bald dude in front of my house all week.

Now, my house is near a park.

It's got baseball diamonds in it and a public pool out here in the burbs.

But there's a little corner of it that ends with my house.

And this weird bald dude, there's a big bush right in front of my house.

And there's this bald dude sitting there.

He's doing this thing that draws me nuts, by the way.

When bald guys wear flip flops and big shorts and a big t-shirt, they look so naked and

nude and vulnerable.

They look like a preemie.

They look like a baby that was born too soon.

I want to just put them in plexiglass.

Dude, if I understand being bald sucks, I'm probably headed there myself.

But grow a beard and grow at the sides and wear a hat, like a baseball hat or something.

Don't put glasses on your head, by the way.

That is the dumbest to pay I've ever seen that plastic to pay guys wear.

So wear sunglasses or just their own glasses on top of their head.

Like that Don I'm a producer.

Pretty cool guy, great guy, I love him.

But the glasses on the head thing is like, I know subconsciously you feel like there should

be something up there and you need your glasses so you pop them on your head.

So I got a baseball game the other day and he had sunglasses on his head to create the

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