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🗓️ 20 July 2018
⏱️ 46 minutes
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In this cockamamie theory episode, I posit the assumption that you need to be at least tangentially associated with the Mediterranean to be good in bed. Girls from Montreal are good lays because they are originally French and the south of France is on the Mediterranean. Girls from Toronto, however, are not even remotely linked to that body of water and despite having kick ass bodies, they do not know what to do with them.
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0:00.0 | Don't have sex with women in Toronto. |
0:09.2 | They are bad in bed. |
0:11.1 | In fact, there's a great song by the electric chairs called Bad in Bed. |
0:19.8 | And the singer, Wayne County, went on to become Jane County. |
0:25.4 | I bought that record in Toronto, so I... |
0:27.7 | And by the way, I don't say... |
0:29.1 | Are you fucking kidding me? |
0:30.9 | Who is that? |
0:33.8 | What are you doing? |
0:34.8 | I'm recording a podcast. |
0:36.8 | I can tell you. |
0:37.8 | Try to keep your phone away from the actual record. |
0:41.6 | Because last time I heard some... |
0:43.6 | I don't know what a legal phone interference I took it out in the last one. |
0:49.0 | Okay, this is all being recorded right now. |
0:52.7 | Jesus Christ, how's that for irony? |
0:55.8 | That sound guy comes in to say, get your phone away from the thing and ruins the podcast. |
1:00.7 | What's worse, hearing someone come in and interrupt a podcast or some slight phone interference? |
1:07.7 | And by the way, maybe tell me that another time, like the second you discover it, the |
1:11.9 | second you discover that there's phone interference, email me and go, hey, Gavin, yo, not for nothing. |
1:17.6 | I like ebonych emails. |
1:20.3 | I couldn't help but notice if you will that you had some slight phone interference when |
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