It's fun to talk to kids about Baph.

They're very clinical about it.

Also they call it Baph.

Hey, Johnny, remember that time that you boughed and it came out your nose and it goes,

yeah, well, it's hard for me to remember because it's been a long time since I boughed.

But Johnny, remember that feeling right before you bough?

How bad do you feel?

It goes, yeah, that's the worst.

That's the worst feeling ever.

So before they have shame or any concept of, you know, gross bodily functions, they'll

want to talk to you while they poo.

And they'll be on the toilet going, hey, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, can Sam come over to

me?

Bro, because we're going to jump on the trampoline and he likes coming over here when we...

And then they want privacy.

Privacy happens around three or four.

No.

Yeah, around four.

Three, yeah, no, I'm right, three or four.

They start saying, get out of the bathroom.

Either day, my little is my five real Johnny is going, why is everyone always in my bathroom?

You don't have a bathroom, dude.

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