Ladies, it's not the jocks you have to watch out for, it's the nerds.

And this took me a long time to figure out.

We used to say date-raping jocks.

That was just a phrase we used in high school and college.

It was just an accepted thing.

You know, those jocks of date rape everyone?

And then I'm eat them and I go, wait a minute, why are you guys raping people?

You should be raping.

Conversely, there'll be some guy in a brown cardigan who, you know, does a fucking

indie rock show.

And I'll say, why is there been being weird around him?

Oh, he sort of, there's a thing going around where Angela passed out at his house

and he kind of fucked her while she was passed out.

And she woke up really mad because she kind of figured it out.

She loosely had an idea.

Now her ex-boyfriend wants to kill kindergarten.

Yeah.

A lot of these kindergarten kids are rapists.

You wouldn't know it.

They seem trustworthy, but they're not.

No, cardigan kids.

I knew this dude, a gorgeous hunk, and him and his other gorgeous hunk friend were

...