Get Off My Lawn Podcast #52 | Did you ever write a song when you're baked?

Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

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Getoffmylawn, Comedy, Podcast, Society & Culture, Gavinmcinnes

4.7 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2018

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

To switch things up, I tried recording this podcast in the middle of the night when everyone was asleep. It’s about being stoned and how hallucinogenic drugs can help expand your mind - permanently. I haven’t done LSD in about 30 years but whenever I have the hiccups I just concentrate and say, “I don’t want these anymore” and they go away. This is because of acid. Steve Jobs agrees. Well, “agreed."

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0:00.0	Do you ever read a song when you're baked?
0:03.0	I don't smoke in pot anymore.
0:04.5	It's funny when you become 47, your thing is like,
0:07.7	I can't believe I just said like,
0:09.4	your thing is I need to smoke more pot.
0:12.5	It becomes a New Year's resolution.
0:16.6	When you're young, you go,
0:18.0	I gotta stop smoking so much pot.
0:20.2	And then when you become 47,
0:23.1	almost half a century old, you go,
0:24.7	I should talk to some of these millennials
0:27.8	that are smoking marijuana and try to procure some.
0:30.9	And then my wife and I should maybe get a one hit
0:34.4	or some sort of a, a bonk device
0:37.9	and start doing marijuana.
0:40.8	I remember it from my heyday.
0:42.4	I should deal it when I was in college,
0:44.0	but let's get some of that marijuana going again.
0:47.4	We'll smoke a quote, unquote, doobie.
0:50.9	And we will watch a horror movie and poop our pants.
0:54.4	And then we will make love.
0:56.4	It'll be more essential.
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