Remember when Matt and Tray were called South Park Conservatives?

That was a thing in the early odds.

You don't really say that anymore.

You might hear some clinking and some moving around.

I got rid of my desk today.

There's this stupidest desk in the world.

I'm a drunk, but I'm also a dry drunk.

So when I'm sober and I make decisions, I come up, like I have to overdo it.

I'll get a burrito and I'll have so many jalapenos and hot sauce in it that it's physically

painful to eat.

And then the next day it'll hurt, no not even the next day, that evening it'll hurt

when I pee.

And I'm glad I'm married because I'd be wondering what fluszy caused that.

But it's from a burrito that I didn't enjoy.

And the desk that I had was, I'll be conservative, eight feet by six feet.

I thought it would look cool on camera, but it doesn't.

And in our building they said that I could tell that they were junking an office next

door.

I know the guys there and I said, can I give you some junk?

And they said, we don't care.

And so I threw my junk in with their junk.

And I'm just going to get a normal desk now.

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