Ladies and gentlemen my father Jimmy McKinness say hello dad. Hi guys

That's it. Oh

That's it. Hello

I want to go over a lot of stuff today on this podcast. I want I'm just kind of obsessed with South Africa these days

But first I thought we should sort of do an audit of all the things you did wrong as a father all the abuse

That I went through so I'm gonna name some of the things that you did to me and

Maybe you could try to summon some sort of explanation and of course there's no explanation

I apologize. It's totally fine and understandable. So let's start with the time in

Bridalwood when you came into the basement and you didn't like the way I had I had built my bed and you threw me through the air

I must have traveled about 20 feet

Well

What you did we bought a water bed for you a water bed

Which is weird that cheap people would buy such an inexpensive thing and and that's what pain me because we

Lead out money for this water bed, but of course you decided you knew how to

Actually work it and you were going to fill it with water

But of course you didn't read the directions and you got it totally wrong

So it ended up we had this water bed leaking water all over the place and

You but totally lost in terms of what to do to fix it

That's not even close to true

You've rewritten history in your own mind to stop the nightmares

What happened was you got me a water bed, but I didn't feel very punk to have a water bed in a nice bedroom

So I against your will I built it in the basement and I ignored the directions because I'm a culturally I'm of the culture

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