Hello kids, this is Risk!

The show where people tell true stories they never thought they'd dare to share.

I'm Kevin Allyson and every Thursday we release these special episodes that we're

calling classic risk singles.

Each of these episodes features just one story from years past.

If you're new to risk, you should know that the podcast can be very uncensored.

This week a story by Chad Zimmerman that he first shared on the podcast in March of 2011,

it's called Get In The Bentley.

So about a year ago, my girlfriend and I decided that we would move in together.

And because of the way our lease is lined up and just because her apartment was significantly

nicer than I, we decided to move into her place.

Which is great for me for a lot of reasons.

One, because Jamie is a wonderful, wonderful human being.

She has an amazing apartment.

But most importantly, she has the most incredible dog I've ever met in my life.

And I'm proud to call it mine now.

But at the time, there was this novelty about him because I never had dogs growing

up because my family's allergic and also just very lazy.

The prospect of having a dog who elicits so much respect around the neighborhood was the

most exciting thing I've experienced as an adult.

So when Jamie and I first moved in, we sat down to discuss the division of labor vis-a-vis

the dog, specifically things like feeding and walking and taking him to the vet and all

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