Good morning from hell, I'm Chris and I died recently and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone at hell and I'm joined with the little brother of Satan.

Clayton, okay, first off, yeah, you are joined by as if you are the lead host of the show. Second off, why does my relation to the dark Lord have anything to do with who I am?

I am my own person Chris. I know, I know, I know. So where he got bring him into this. I don't know. I'm sorry. We talked about this. I know, I know. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

All right, all right, well Chris. Yeah, as you know, today's a big day. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Why is that? Well, it's April 20th. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know what that means? I think I do. Yeah, yeah. It's Monday. It's another episode of Good Morning from hell. Yeah. Yeah. But it's also for 20. Yeah, I said that. We like smoking smoking. Is that not a thing in hell? Do you know what it's a thing in hell?

I don't know. I don't understand the significance of these numbers. You know, like, like, like, just, just plays. Yeah, yeah. I know you're in hell. Yeah, we're, everything's on fire. Yeah. Well, like, okay, on earth, uh, for 20s, like a secret code for like smoking weed. It's like a day where people. It's like the stoner. Like holiday.

This is, this is that is the stupidest thing. Why would anybody put significance into three numbers that are ordered in a, you know, like, I don't understand. Well, anyways, we got a huge inbox filled with 666 emails ready to go. So, uh, let's continue on with that. Um, what do we got?

Q&A. This is a question from our Good Morning from hell subreddit. Cool. Uh, user caromago. Is there demon in charge of creating annoying sounds like nails on a chalkboard or styrofoam peanuts.

Creature is not just screeching anything like that.

The girls are in charge of that. Oh, Chris, we've been over this. Yeah.

Caromago with you. Listen to episode six seven. Whatever. We've already discussed this. All right. This is the job of the gremlins when we had our friend Dorfus on. Yeah. Yeah. Listen to the fucking show. All right. That's question. Okay. This is from user. Nothing funny to offer. Uh, where is the entrance from heaven to hell? Oh, uh, that's, that's an easy one. There's actually several. Uh, uh, the closest.

One I would say is you, uh, you go down 66 street. Uh, you take a left behind the poop eyes. Uh, there's a door there. Yeah. We were you writing this down. What are you doing? Oh, Chris, Chris. Was that you that wrote that question? No, are you nothing funny to offer?

Sounds like an appropriate username for you. No, it's not me. No, I swear that's someone else actually did that. Yeah. Okay. Well, no, no, I'm not going to say what the entrance is from heaven to hell. Okay.

Um, good try question from I guess it's okay then we're user names today. How do they punish a massacast? Oh, that's actually that's a great question. Uh,

see, because massacast they enjoy pain. Yeah. Uh, and then hell is all about giving pain. So, you know, we, uh, we've just

banged our heads together for a while on this. We didn't know how to handle the situation. So, you know, we, we couldn't give them fluffy nice things.

Yeah. Yeah. They would have doubted it to enjoyable. Yeah. And then, you know, so we, we tried ignoring them. Uh,

and then that and it's all right. That didn't work. No, it didn't, you know, because then they were just like, uh,

push me. Yeah. Then like us not punishing them with punishment and so on. Right. Then they got off on that. They're jerking off everywhere too.

So then we just decided, you know what? Let's just let heaven deal with it. So we set up to heaven. And I think they're processing now. And we're just,

that's their problem that did deal with. Oh, yeah. So if you're a massacast, it's like a, uh,

get out of it. We just send you up there. We let them sort it out. Oh, yeah.

Debra tell you, I kind of like massacres. I like pain. I'm a massacast. Oh, you do. Oh, great. Here you go. Here.

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