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🗓️ 22 April 2021
⏱️ 118 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's a new year and it's time for new possibilities and do we ever need them. |
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| 0:43.8 | That month. Shake that month. Shake that month. Now I'm sure everyone recognized one of those voices |
| 1:00.1 | because of the insanely popular tick-tock series. Are you smarter than a preschooler presented by |
| 1:06.4 | Laurent Heinz. His Instagram account is Laurent LARO in Heinz, HINES official. That's where you can go to find all of his videos with these fantastic and hilarious preschoolers that he asks the most random questions and they give him the most random of answers. |
| 1:24.4 | In this case he sort of flipped the script. What he did was he asked the teachers at the school questions that the preschoolers may have known the answers to. |
| 1:36.0 | He asked homegirl who I just immediately identified with because she had freeze curls. I don't know if you all know what freeze curls are. |
| 1:44.0 | There's like some short haircuts with the curls that you stack. Yeah, it's in the back. |
| 1:49.1 | And it'd be stiff. Yeah. So had that. You know what I'm saying. So immediately I felt a sense of comfort. |
| 1:54.8 | I said what's your name? I'm your new comforter. But anyway, so he asked her who always trying to steal from door. |
| 2:03.1 | And now immediately I knew it was swiper the goddamn fox because they just low down stealing some of them. |
| 2:08.5 | But bitch. I love that you know that. And yeah, I know that you know, DADORA. DADORA. |
| 2:14.7 | Okay. DADORA. Okay. So love. I love door these for it because of the theme. So I think it's because it's |
| 2:21.1 | fixing me. Right. Grab your backpack. Let's go. Have you ever seen adult door on YouTube? |
| 2:27.3 | It is the most craziest thing, but it's super relatable. It's a it is grown-ass door having some real |
| 2:33.3 | last issues. Shout out to XD. XD showed me this and I kid you not it is because like one time she's |
| 2:40.4 | her her oh god damn it's just so crazy her fucking landlord was like door I need the rent today. |
| 2:46.4 | And she was like oh I don't have the rent. And then she gonna turn around and look dead at the camera |
| 2:51.7 | and then say have you ever lied to your landlord about rent and he's like DORA I'm still standing here. |
| 2:57.5 | And she's like me too. And then at the end of the episode it's always crazy and fucked up, |
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