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Oh, is this a therapist guy?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Why bad?

I didn't think you'll call back.

Yeah, well, you texted me and you wrote,

Get a real job, buddy.

I called you and you didn't pick up.

Yeah, I was just like, kind of like, I was mad because I was like, hey, man, I wanted to talk to this guy. You know, I'm the follow your page for a minute. I didn't think it was the actual text text. No, it's just real. It's all real. These are real. Like, people are like, oh, you make, all the callers are AI. And it's like, you're a real. And then they become one of them. And then they are like, no, I'm real. Then the whole thing must be real. I think you had like, I know you're a real person because I think I saw you at Complex Town like a few years ago. Yeah. And, yeah, but like I didn't think it think it would be, like, a real person. I thought it was one of those, just, like, you know, get you to call and you join the thing type of, you know. But I do apologize for that. No, and you know what? And I, and I'm actually, I totally could. I do a lot of marketing and stuff, and I'm going on tour and like it'd be helpful, but I don't like, I hate that shit. You know, like, I hate like, I hate, like,

if you sign up for one thing, like, if people, like, there's a thing, you can go to therapy gecko,

I'm just going to, I'm going to mark it right now. If you go to therapy gecko.com and you put your phone number in, I can, I'll text, I can text you, like, those phone numbers I keep. But like, I, I've thought about it. People have told me they're like, are you keeping the data of all the people that call you? I'm like no why not you know it you should

because it's like you know like I got I called because like oh it's crazy I was like actually uh

in need of a therapist and uh like I have booked a session today and like I've been following you

for a while but like that post I mean that your like, I had to happen to randomly see it, like, six minutes before you have posted it. And I was like, oh, shit. Like, well, wait. Give it a truck. Okay, real quick. Do you think it's, don't, do you think it would be fucked up, though, if by calling that phone number, I just, like, opt you in to receiving texts from me?

Me per se, I wouldn't care, but other people might, you know?

So it's a different thing.

Like, some people just, like, hey, getting annoyed with those texts, you know?

But I want to mind, you know, I'm off his on my phone. I do social media marketing myself. So it's like, you know, I'm just important info for sure, you know. All right. All right. I'll put your phone number specifically into my list. Hell yeah. What city do you live in? I'm in Las Vegas

All right, I'm coming to Vegas

I'll put your phone number in my thing

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