The Power Trip After Party on the Power Trip Podcast Network.

It's the Power Trip After Party and it's 902 and it's the 18th day of June.

Yeah, my wife for some reason is patently

against me getting sprinklers for my yard.

So every year, there's at least one,

but probably two weeks of the year

where my yard looks horrible. Like you would expect that there

would be cars up on blocks in my yard because my grass is so dead. But she

and again she's like it's gonna rain you're fine we'll put the water thing out if we want to we never put the water thing out in the grass always looks horrible and my neighbors hate before

Sure I got to get sprinklers that's the neighbor guild factor right if you have the one garbage lawn in the neighborhood

it makes everybody else's lawn look kind of worse yes it's adjacent to just a

shit hole that's what it is yeah that's that's a dodge. Yeah, but she won't let me get sprinklers.

I don't know why.

Why not?

Apparently because she can't order them on Amazon.

How fast do you think...

Oh, it's not that easy, come on.

If you put in sprinklers without her knowing how long

you think it would take her to realize or notice that the sprinklers are running

and she'd notice right away because the water bill would go up and then she'd be like who is using all the I'd be like I don't know but

look at my grass is all I mean my neighbors on both sides of me have football fields like

they're beautiful they look like you could like somebody who works at

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