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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Germany: Live from Philly (w/ Kae Lani, Eugene Cordero, Tawny Newsome, Little Janet Varney)

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.94.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2018

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes the wonderful crowd of Philadelphia back to Spontaneanation! This time out, Paul’s special guest is Food Editor for USA Today, Kae Lani! Kae chats about her first job, how her grandfather would pull her in a Radio Flyer Red Wagon to sell plants when she was a kid, and some of the spoof songs she would sing working at Cold Stone Creamery. Then, they are joined by improvisers Eugene Cordero, Tawny Newsome, and Little Janet Varney, to improvise a story set in Germany. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!This episode is brought to you by Leesa ( www.leesa.com/PFT ).

Transcript

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0:00.0

Thank you. of you.

0:43.3

He's empty seats. Has there been a disaster?

0:55.0

Of course there's no disaster. How could there be a disaster when we're all together?

1:00.4

You don't understand.

1:01.6

This is our alibi

1:02.4

because there has been a disaster.

1:07.9

And we are the prime suspects.

1:11.2

Lock those doors!

1:16.5

It appears we have on our hands a locked room disaster.

1:25.1

Can you explain the remnants of this exploded dirigible in your sitting room?

1:37.3

A clumsy butler perhaps?

1:46.6

Is this like a pose that a detective would have?

1:52.9

Those locker room mysteries, man.

1:57.6

I mean, that's rough stuff.

2:03.7

If you're like a detective, not a fake detective,

2:05.9

but like a real one.

2:08.5

You don't like your life.

2:17.1

And then you get a call from your captain.

2:18.3

And he's like,

2:20.3

he's like, get out here.

2:23.3

Some rich people were having a party.

2:28.3

For some reason, there was a locked room.

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