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German Tourist vs. Spicy Salsa: $100K Lawsuit Fail

Opie Radio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.04.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

German tourist sues NYC taco truck Times Square spicy salsa lawsuit — a $100K claim over "medium" green salsa causing blisters, nausea, and heart rate spikes (proven by Apple Watch).

On this Opie Radio podcast episode, we rant New York City absurdities: tourist traps in Times Square, old seedy 80s/90s vibes with pimps and XXX theaters, fast-food fights viral videos, cab fares breakdown, and living high above the streets. Plus Mossad efficiency taking out Iranian leadership, Netanyahu rumors, Beatles "bigger than Jesus" controversy, discontinued large bills trivia (Ron bombs), dancing robot malfunctions in restaurants going viral, AI replacing actors (Val Kilmer AI movie and robot uprising fears. Raw, edgy, humorous real talk with Ronnie Babes. Download Opie Radio podcast now — subscribe for daily unfiltered NYC rants, comedy stories, and no-BS current events. Drop thoughts in reviews!

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0:00.0

I like to start with a little bubba-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bh.

0:06.7

Oh, look at you with the Hogwarts.

0:09.8

Hogwarts coffee bug.

0:13.3

I was trying to do the Boston accident.

0:14.6

I failed horribly there, Ronnie, babes.

0:17.9

That's what I call it, my little hogwood.

0:20.4

Yeah, no, it's, you, everyone thinks you got a cold sword, but it's really, it's, it's, it's one of those quote, I say quote beauty marks, because I'm not a fan of the quote beauty marks, even on the Cindy Crawford. I thought she had a little piece of, piece of dew, a piece of poo on her lip area.

0:39.7

So I'm not a fan.

0:40.6

I'm not a fan of the beauty marks.

0:42.0

And then these, these women, they'll take a pencil and they'll make it dark.

0:47.5

They'll highlight, they'll highlight their beauty marks.

0:50.5

And that's how we start with today's Opie radio podcast, 500 feet above the streets of New York

0:56.5

City where people are yelling and screaming about fights at Popeyes. As Trump, as Trump is

1:04.5

ruining the world economy, you're online yelling and screaming, look at what they're doing at

1:10.1

Popeyes. How about this? what they're doing at Popeyes.

1:11.6

How about this?

1:12.6

Then don't go to Popeyes.

1:14.2

Right, Ronnie Babes?

1:16.4

What happened at Popeyes?

1:18.2

There's people online.

1:19.8

They search out the, you know, the people, let's just call them the people fighting at the fast food restaurants.

1:29.1

They make a big deal about it on their social media.

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