Hey friends, quick family meeting. Everybody get in here. This is Holly. I have Greg here with me. I want to tell you something. Coming up in comedy, I learned that satire is one of our most powerful tools to help understand the society in which we live. And that's why we make mega. To make you laugh, yes, but also to draw attention to systems of domination and control.

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That's mega.com and the link is in the show notes. Thanks so much, friends. Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

Hi, I'm Hallie Labant, and this is Mega, coming to you from Twin Health Community Church,

where every week we're giving our Mega Church a tiny family feel.

We love introducing you to members of our church staff and people from our community,

and ooh, I find it to be a treat and a treasure. And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax. It's Gray Haas.

Roll the rock away, Halley, because Christ came to slay. How are you? Oh, so blessed. I am

very high on Christ today. I am excited. You too? I mean, there is just

everything is a buzz around here right now, isn't it? All of campus is just a buzz. It's electric

with the excitement about, well, about sin. I know, people are probably like, what sin? I know,

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