What's poppin' everybody welcome back to a girl and her mother-in-law happy fucking first day

We forgot again on Monday. Just say really? Yeah, I was really upset about it

I almost texted you about it, but I'm like let me not be dramatic. Did you do it really? Are you sure?

I think we forgot again. I also had to make the merch still. I can't forget about that too. It's all mine to do list. I'm looking at it every day. We have to do that too.

That's disappointing that we forgot. I know, right? You know what else we haven't did? Word of the day, Court of the day, Valentine's Day.

Oh, Alyssa, happy you guys. We have to yell at ourselves.

We're sorry. Listen, you know what? We got shit for brains sometimes because...

Alyssa and I, she meant she's like, hey, should we do a... And I'm like, yeah, sounds great. And the beginning of February, I said that.

And both of us for that. Yeah, I know. Both of us. Fucked up. You know, it's the snow. Let's blame the snow and the cold. It's like freezing our brain. It hasn't been operating properly and that's the reason.

No, it's true though. We forgot. Like that's terrible. No, no, like true. My brain feels frozen lately.

No, it's nice and warm out. So I'm going out today. It's raining, but I don't call it. I'll walk in the rain.

I want to, I want to breathe fresh air that's not going to like form ice crystals on my nose hairs. Okay. Literally.

No, like, I don't know what's going on lately. Like my body feels heavy. I'm saying wrong words. Like you used to do. Remember you used to say just like wrong words.

You've been doing that too. Shut up. The last three days. I, something's in the air. Is mercury nitrograde?

I don't think it is. Well, whatever. My brain's fucked up even when mercury's not in retrograde.

The yesterday I told Zane it's musty outside instead of misty. And then I said consolidate me instead of like I was trying to say like.

Consol? Yes. Consolidate me. It's like consolidating away with everything else. Okay.

Consolidate. Consolidate. What the fuck is wrong with you? That's so crazy because I've been doing the same thing. And I said to Alia.

Did you hear period? I do. Me too. Shut up.

Something's in the air because I haven't blood in months. I'm on the depot shot. I'm in blood in months all of a sudden I'm bleeding.

I don't know if it's because I started working out heavier because I started going to the gym. I'm so bloated.

And I am so bitchy. Like so bitchy. I'm just like irritated over everything.

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