This is a Glassbox Media Podcast.

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega-church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to pass.

Hi, I'm Hallie LeBont, and this is Mega, coming to you from Twin Health Community Church.

We love to give our mega-church a tiny family feel.

And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax.

Please welcome Greyhust.

It's Thanksgiving, and I want to be a living sanctuary for you.

Oh, it's just one of the most Christian, Christ-centered, Christ-following holidays

where we give thanks that God gave us this nation, the greatest nation on earth.

And we took it from anyone who didn't love God.

And we have turned it into a God-fearing nation.

We got God on the money. We got God in the Constitution.

We got God in the pictures in the Oval Office.

We've got God in charge.

Well, maybe not right now, when there's a liberal in there, they probably try to make it godless.

But you know what? You can't.

He's everywhere, and I am so grateful this Thanksgiving.

I'm too grateful to be hateful.

It's my favorite holiday, because it's all focused on food, and I really love to sit down,

to do a lot of planning, to have a lot of different options.

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