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Toure Show

George Wallace–I Been Funny Forever

Toure Show

DCP Entertainment

Society & Culture, Arts, Performing Arts

4.8880 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2021

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0

George. George Wallace is a legendary comedian and generally great stand-ups don't go on stage

0:21.4

and tell joke jokes they tell jokes that they've created and

0:25.7

written that have its own flow and structure, but a lot of them know joke jokes and love joke jokes and of course George Wallace is that sort of guy and I couldn't help resist asking him to tell some joke jokes and telling him one of my favorite joke jokes because I love real joke jokes.

0:49.0

I know you write a lot. Do you have joke jokes that you love?

0:54.0

I used to know every joke in the book, but I forgot most of my jokes.

1:00.0

I get my joke jokes, but you who my one of my favorite comedians is

1:04.4

Joe O'Stin who?

1:08.6

Joe O'ston you know the the preacher? He will not start a sermon, will he not? He will not start a sermon without always like to start off a little funny story I heard and jokes are so good and every

1:26.2

now then I love jokes. I'm sure they're going to come back because everything is cyclical

1:31.6

after 30 years, you know, I'm sure they're going to come back.

1:34.3

Here's a joke right here. An old couple were sitting on the front porch and the rocking chairs and they were just

1:40.2

rocking and just rocking and just rocking. And I don't know where the wife just

1:43.8

turned over and just slaps the hell out of the husband. He goes, what the

1:50.1

hell was that about? She says that's for 57 years of bad sex.

1:57.8

So there's another porch just rocking, just rocking.

2:00.7

All of a sudden out of nowhere.

2:02.4

Damn, he cold cocks and knocks off the porch.

2:05.0

She comes back up on the porch.

2:07.0

She says, why do you do that?

2:08.0

He says, that's for knowing the difference.

2:12.0

So.

2:13.0

I love jokes.

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