This is the sound of a grade 8's harpest who also has time to run their own bakery.

Thanks to Intuit QuickBooks automated invoice reminders, she never has to chase payments.

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The monopoly game is back at McDonald's, and guess what?

It's still twice as nice, because with double peel, you can peel on pack.

Then peel again on the McDonald's app, to win prizes like brand new mini-electrics,

lovely McDonald's food, HP home and gaming laptops, to be holiday vouchers,

a thousand pounds in cash, plus tons of other incredible prizes.

18 plus UK only selected items, subjects of serving times and availability,

and 17th October.

GamePay and Price claims may require McDonald's app,

see them at D-Rules.co.uk.

Welcome. Welcome in here out there. Welcome to the late show.

I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, and tonight I come to you with a spring in my step,

a song in my heart, emotionally and spiritually refreshed,

because you know how, as humans, we have to accept the fact that sometimes bad things happen to good people.

Well, by the grace of God, sometimes bad things happen to Alex Jones.

And that's a good thing, because, and this just came down,

thanks to a ruling by a Connecticut jury, Alex Jones has been ordered to pay

Sandy Hook victims' families nearly $1,000,000.

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