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The George Janko Show

George’s Past Comes Back To Haunt Him | EP. 133

The George Janko Show

George Janko

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Timestamps:

01:28 First Love and High School Memories

02:31 Deserted Island Hypotheticals

03:28 Road Rage and Lovable Traits

04:29 Unheeded Advice and Music Career

06:32 The Friendship's True Test

07:36 Ding Dong Ditching Adventures

13:11 Embarrassing Moments and Arguments

25:33 Best Man and Wedding Memories

28:55 Wild Memories and Near-Death Experiences

33:47 Hookah Bar and Machete Guy

35:33 The Machete Incident

35:50 Unexpected Smack

36:03 Dealing with the Machete Guy

36:11 The Incident with Kaveh

37:05 Sneaking into the Club

37:37 High School Crush Encounter

38:26 Kaveh’s Near-Death Experience

39:57 Martin's Gangster Persona

40:19 The Fight Before the Club

44:43 Cave's Transformation to Christianity

46:01 George's Emotional Reaction

47:27 George's Emotional Moments

48:24 Kaveh’s Logical Approach to Faith

52:58 Life in Iran and Moving to the States

53:31 Reflecting on Faith and Friendship

01:07:45 Kaveh’s Confidence with Women

01:09:54 The Butt-Poking Game

01:11:36 The Wrestling Match

01:16:01 Cherishing Long-Term Friendships

01:16:16 Final Thoughts and Farewells


Transcript

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0:00.0

We're probably going to title it, I should delete this episode.

0:02.1

I'm with my best friend, Kaveh.

0:03.6

Hello.

0:03.9

He goes, no, I'm telling you, two Middle Eastern guys came up to my door. They told me to clean my act up. I didn't even know what I was doing. He sleeps at our house, even though we have an extra room for him to sleep in. He doesn't sleep in there. He sleeps in our bedroom. Hey, yo, hold up. That sounded weird.

0:20.2

And you're rolled up.

0:21.2

I have another mattress and I bring another mattress in there. Well, there's multiple things actually that I'll never let you live down. Oh, bro, I got some. Don't make me cook. I'll say one of them. Okay, you go first, I could determine the level that we're... So we were ding-dong niching one day. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

0:47.4

That's lovely, George.

0:48.6

I love it for a real gift to be around.

0:50.6

That was awesome.

0:51.7

That's a very good question.

0:52.8

I love you guys.

0:54.0

You've given me something to think about it.

0:55.2

Over for a lot.

0:55.9

What about that one?

0:58.8

Welcome back to the George Janko show, guys.

1:01.4

I don't know.

1:01.8

We've done the intro to this a few times.

1:04.4

I'm with my best friend, Kave.

1:05.8

Hello.

1:06.6

Hi.

1:08.2

And then with my best wife, Belle.

1:10.9

Is there a worst wife? Hi. And then with my best wife, Belle. The best wife.

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