George Lopez and the Mamón

TigerBelly

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Comedy legend George Lopez returns to the TigerBelly studio. Ernie meets Ernie. We talk Zaddies, tontós, Comedy Store lore, fat-boy tears, caboose philosophy, and that one time George met Santana.

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0:00.0	George dresses good. He dresses good. He dresses good.
0:05.0	Oh.
0:06.0	He dresses good for me.
0:09.0	You know,
0:10.0	When on your ear cans, guys.
0:11.0	The thing is you don't want to, you don't want to be fucking old and then, like, everybody can tell you're trying to be young except you.
0:20.0	I know. I'm going to the same thing, but there's a new word for it. What is that to be young except you. I know.
0:23.1	I'm going to the same thing, but there's a new word for it.
0:24.1	What is that?
0:25.2	You know what you and I are, bro?
0:27.0	Check it out.
0:27.8	It's a good one, dude.
0:29.1	We're zaddies.
0:32.0	Dude, bro, the way you said that. Bro, the way you said that.
0:32.6	George, you and I are fucking zaddies now, dog. Isn't that that fucking plays that ship's shoes like old?
0:40.5	Yes, there's two things.
0:42.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:43.0	There are two things, but yeah, we are,
0:45.4	you know, anyone who does that somebody wants to fucking old man?
0:48.3	You know, you become like a fetish when you get old enough.
0:51.7	You become like a, oh, yeah.
0:52.7	You become an old man.
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