George Kittle, The Big Show, Grit Week 2020 Livestream & Spongebob Table Read
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🗓️ 30 July 2020
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Grit Week 2020 is in the books and we’re taping off a 24 hour livestream. Recapping dumbest moments and the fact the we basically had a grade school sleepover for work. (2:40-8:38) Joe Kelly, NBA is back and Patrick Mahomes somehow got picked 4th overall.(8:39-15:30) Fyre Fest of the Week.(16:13-20:18) 49ers George Kittle joins the show to talk about the upcoming season, the Super Bowl, and Grit. (22:07-47:37)The Big Show joins the show to talk about his wrestling career, heel turning, and having a cameo in The Thong Song. (49:29-113:58) We finish with a Spongebob Table Reading from 8 am (1:15:56-1:32:41)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, we've got George Kittle, our good friend, best tight end in the entire NFL. Great, Kittle. Where did he finish in the, we'll have to look that up before we interview him. We're, we're taping this right now in the morning. We've done the 24 hour stream. We're actually in the middle of the stream right now. Shout out everyone who's watching the stream. We have those two guests, which are great. We're going to do a SpongeBob episode reading. We haven't slept in like 28 hours right now. PFT is probably a little drunk. I'm on dog 22. Got two more go beer 22 right now. Yep, so We have all that we have a recap of grit week We have fire fest sponge Bob reading with our good friend Nick Not KB Nick they get confused for each other often And before we get to all that before we get to our fr Friday show, a quick word from our friends at the cash app. |
| 1:05.2 | Part of my take is brought to you by the cash app. Not only is the easiest place said money to your friends, it's the safest and we raised a ton of money for the children's hospital for the kids and cash app chipped in. They gave $5,000. $5,000 in the middle of the night off of a Billy football coin flip. Two coin flips coin flip really stayed the course with Tails tails doesn't fail. That's how much we love the cash app if I could French kiss an app It would be the cash app that would be my number one crush my number one celebrity app crush is the cash app That's how much I love it so you got to go download the cash app right now use code bar so you get $10 for free |
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| 2:06.4 | Okay, let's go I'm a lot worse to be done I don't know what's ever got to work It's no place to hang out the washing And you can't blame me All I'm a son I don't have no way but I'm the rock I'm too ill-entered to be my new And then we'll take it higher I'm not a rock I'm not a rock I'm too ill-entered to be my new And then we'll take it higher I'm not a rock Welcome to part of my take, presented by the cash app. Go download it right now. Use code bar. So you get $10 free, $10 the ASPCA. Today is Friday, July 31st. And we are coming to you live after not having slept for 28, 9-ish hours and grit week. 2020, 24-hour live stream has been completed. So our brains are absolute garbage. Yeah. My entire head feels like a bowl of oatmeal right now. My stomach feels like a drum and bass concert is going on. I don't feel great, but that's what Grit Week is about. |
| 3:26.2 | It's about persevering. We're here. We're somewhat lucid. No. And sports are back. Sports are back. So first, a shout out to everyone that tuned in the Grit Week 2020. We raised, like, I think the final number's going to be around $20,000 for the kids. It was, it basically was, we created like a grade school sleepover where we never went to sleep. We played games, we played video games, PFT drink, 24 beers, Billy ran a marathon in like eight hours. I had a nowhere. I just decided he would just take care of all of it right off the top. I ate 24 hot dogs We had fun. We laughed. We fucked around We got Tim Allen trending just randomly decided at 5 a.m. Who's the weirdest randomist celebrity that we get trending So everyone will wake up and think that person died We did that with Tim Allen. He actually just tweeted being like what do you think it's like to wake up and think that everyone thinks you're dead? Yeah. No, he actually |
| 4:28.0 | thought he was dead when he woke up this morning. So shout out to him, Alan, way to get trending, bro. But yeah, it was awesome. The whole thing was awesome. We have not slept. It was a great time. I actually wrote down a couple notes, some highlights. Okay, here's one highlight uh... when big cap blue a four star lead mario party and had to |
| 4:45.7 | run a mile |
| 4:46.7 | saving me from running my second mile |
| 4:48.7 | okay highlights. Okay, here's one highlight. Uh, when big cap blew a four star lead and Mario party and had to run a mile, saving me from running my second mile. Okay. Did you have that one too? No, I didn't have that one. That one sucked. Uh, oh, I had this, I wrote this down. The new Madden sucks. Point players, the, this is going to be the oldest I've ever sounded, but the movements movements My eyes cannot understand the movements. They're all herky jerky I don't understand how the players move in that game. It's too hard to play It's because the kids grow up playing those games that have higher frame rates We grew up playing real football games like mad in 95 when the quarterbacks didn't have names And they were not on the field there were four plays that you could run and they all sucked. That's when football was football. Our eyes aren't used to this stuff. It's just, I feel like I'm having a seizure when I'm playing. No, I really do feel super old saying it, but when we played it, I could not understand why is everyone moving like this? These games have gotten too realistic. Give me some more glitches. Give me some weird shit. Give me it so it's hard to like run through someone or juke someone. It's just, I don't know, not for me. Hank thought the words superlatives was super relatives. Yep. Sure did. I'm a phonetic reader. I'm a phonetic reader. Phrenetic. He totally thought that. Billy's highlight was both running a marathon in the first eight hours, but he also cooked two of the worst meals I've ever seen cooked. Back to back, so dinner and breakfast, just incredible. I actually so bad that that I want to create a new video series. Where Billy is just the Washington generals of food shows. And we just put them up against everyone in the world and watch him lose. So that it's that funny. I think that if you put Billy up against a really good cook, they would probably lose because they would be so psyched out by Billy just pouring beer into whatever recipe is, putting eggs and beans in a blender with what else was in their hot dogs? |
| 6:49.1 | Hot dogs. They would probably lose because they would be so psyched out by Billy just pouring beer into whatever recipe as putting eggs and beans in a blender with what else was in their hot dogs and entire packers of hot dog seasoning. Even hours later watching people walk into the office their immediate face just gave the stink face of like what is going on in this office. Yes. It was something that was cooked four hours ago on the opposite side of the building. It looked like, that's how bad it's. It was bad. It looked like a cross between that and cat vomit. Yeah. So Billy has three rules as a cook. Rule number one is they're all ingredients. That's his saying. When you say Billy, what the fuck are you doing right now that smells and it looks terribly says they're all ingredients, dude. Number two is is let the meat talk so that means just don't put any seasoning on any meat just let it talk. And number three is every meal cooked needs beer so the billy can drink it. These are things are true. Really I was sort of in zone in my brain when I was cooking because I just ran a marathon and I also had no sleep. So it wasn't my best stuff. I was sort of just like, like the one thing was make substance. It was memorable though. That's all that we're looking for out of this. And it was super memorable. And then to cap it off, Billy has a flare for the dramatic 30 seconds before the end of stream Billy. Billy just straight up breaks the couch broke the couch just starts he starts doing curls with the couch because he's so pumped and I think two legs of the couch broke off. Yeah, but I honestly think this was this is the beat. I mean we've talked about the the beginning of the comeback for Billy. Your performance on the grit live stream was a plus a plus plus marathon top chef a plus plus. What else do we have memories or it's all fuzzy. Yeah, Jake was opening cards, pack of cards, every single hour, a rebellion task. And one hour, I just he was like any any guesses for who the first card is and I just said buster Posey and it was buster Posey That was well. I was a witch for like 30. I thought you were Chris angel at that point I thought you're a street magician then the six Liam at Liam whisper to Rudy what number? I said Liam think of a number and whisper to someone and I got that right. And I was like, at this very moment in time, |
| 9:06.5 | I am a witch on earth. |
| 9:08.8 | I thought you were too far a while. It was cool. And then it fell apart. But yeah, I was a little bit worried. I was worried to throw you into a bathtub and see if you say, I feel like, I'll be honest, I am drunk. I'm hungover all at the same time. I don't know that I've ever been that mental state before. |
| 9:23.4 | I'm feeling like this is a three day come down from me. |
| 9:26.5 | Oh yeah. |
| 9:27.5 | Yeah, this is gonna be day come down from me. |
| 9:26.0 | Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is gonna be like Monday morning. I'll start to kind of edge myself out of this. It's gonna be like the best dream ever though, waking up and being delirious. No. Real NBA action. I agree though, because I don't, I think I'm so delirious that I'm not gonna be able to fall asleep. fall asleep. I think I'm too tired. I think I stayed up past it. |
| 9:45.5 | Oh, I'm out. I think I'm too tired. I think I stayed up past it. |
| 9:46.3 | All about. |
| 9:47.7 | I don't think I can nap either. |
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