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The Moon Under Water

George Egg - The Kitchen At The End Of The Universe (Part 1)

The Moon Under Water

Audio Always

Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

4.8675 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

The Moon Under Water is ready to once again present itself live from within The Dagda Bar within the Edinburgh Fringe festival, and don't we have a cracking guest lined up for you. He's not only one of the funniest comedians around, he's also one of the greatest cooks in both the Other AND the Correct Realm. It's none other than the Snack Hacker himself and all-round good egg... George Egg!


George has been friends with Landlord John for years (in fact, he recorded the first EVER unreleased episode of The Moon Under Water), so it feels like a full-circle moment welcoming him into the most fabled pub of all. He has exquisite taste when it comes to cooking, so we can only imagine what his dream pub will look like. One things for certain; we can't wait to see what bar snacks are on offer.


Want to hear an extended version of this episode (featuring a Patreon-only choice), gain access to our bonus podcast ‘Behind The Cellar Door’ and support the upkeep of the pub? If so, head to moonunderpod.com and sign up to our Patreon!


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0:00.0

O breath of chance, brighten the embers of this evening, and as they find flame, might they catch in their light the step of my dear friend on the stair, with four bottles and a two-quart jug to pour.

0:24.8

Let us hole up in the velvet snug and cast our cares to the hearth side.

0:32.3

And catching a light, may those cares fuel tomorrow's talk And on and on

0:39.6

Into a warm eternity

0:41.9

Here

0:43.5

In the moon underwater

0:46.2

I

0:47.4

I'm

0:50.2

I'm Oh, Oh, Oh

0:55.0

Oh

0:57.0

Oh Oh, hail unto thee, realm makers, water mooners and regulars here at the moon under water.

1:24.4

And regulars here at the moon underwater.

1:32.8

Oh, it is tooth by jowel.

1:39.0

It's hugger-mugger here in the moon underwater this evening, Robin.

1:42.9

Yes, it's nature red in tooth and claw.

1:45.6

It is nature red in tooth and claw, but in a sort of nice way.

1:49.5

Oh, yeah. Like a lovely red card with a heart on it and a claw motif.

1:56.1

Yeah.

1:56.4

Sort of red in tooth and claw in that fashion.

1:58.7

Yeah, sure. Or like a hawk sort of hovering above a field.

2:01.8

Yeah, but it's not looking to devour a mouse.

2:04.2

No, it's just hovering because it likes it.

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