This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio. With Emily Dean and Pierre Navelle, you can text

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from you and we're a long way from home. You know how far we are from home? Come. Do you

know how far? This far. We are in a marvelous place where this is a constant soundtrack to our

live. In the streets in our own homes. By the pipe music comes a creep in us. It's actually

this is a bagpipe, it's fiddle. Anyway, it's lovely. We're all having a fabulous time.

I think it's true. Oh, yeah. And not only that, but England, if I may say this in a sealed

room in Edinburgh, are in the World Cup Final, which is very, very exciting indeed. Frank

how do you feel because I do trust you're spidey senses? Well, I keep analysing myself

because when I started watching the women's football team about 10 years ago because my partner

wouldn't watch men's football. So I thought I'm going to have to watch this stuff. And I started

to get into it. And I thought, I know what that's what I was like. And you have to, if you're

a bloat watching women's football, you have to constantly keep in an eye that you're not just

trying to be. You're very modern. I'm not like a guy who's, you know, doing yoga to meet girls.

I don't want to be that guy. And I was in the flat the other day on my own and started really

punching the air and screaming during a game. And I thought it's happened. I'm actually properly

sincerely enjoying it there. So I texted Matt forward and said, you know, watch the game

today. And I realised maybe it was a stance before, but now I'm really feeling it. He said,

yeah, that's what all woke people say. Okay. Okay. But I think I'm pretty convinced it's

the real thing. Yeah. And you know, there's all this, I mean, I love Serena, the boss. They

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