Well, my friends, welcome back to Spot On with Link, Lauren.

Happy Monday morning.

God put a rainbow in the sky.

I'm just so happy to be here with you guys this morning.

Over the weekend, so much happened.

You had the New York City Marathon.

You had Halloween.

You had the World Series.

Not that I'm an expert on sports by any means. But let's start off by talking about Halloween. Okay, we're going to get into Michelle Obama, Kamala Harris, George Clooney, all of this breaking news you guys need to hear. Okay, we'll be breaking down Megan Markle's new cringe videos. But I want to start by discussing Halloween very quickly because I was disgusted. I was disgusted and I was appalled by some of the things

that I saw on Halloween. Okay. Some of you folks out there, I hope it's not my audience, doesn't look

like my kind of people because some of them were wearing sheets. But nonetheless, I'm disgusted by

some of these people out here who are stealing and gaming the system on Halloween. Okay, the owners,

okay, let's say the owner of a home who's kind and gracious enough to hand out system on Halloween. Okay, the owners, okay, let's say the owner of a home

who's kind and gracious enough to hand out candy on Halloween, he or she goes inside to relieve

themselves. They need to go pee, they need to touch up in the mirror, they need to go do something

else, okay? They go inside to use the bathroom. While they're inside, for 30 seconds, a bunch of hooligans, a bunch of hooligans

come in, these trolls, and they steal all the candy. Okay, this is not who we are as Americans.

This is not who we're supposed to be as a country. People coming in and just stealing all of the

candy out of the bowl, grown-ass adults, grown-ass adults coming in and stealing candy, I'm appalled. I'm disgusted. It's not who we are. Is the American people coming in like this? And I'll be damned, okay? I didn't even pass out candy this year. Okay? I didn't pass out candy. I was inside. I had all the lights out. Okay. Had everything dark. had the blinds closed, I freaking look like the witch and Hansel and Gretel. Don't come by my house. Okay. I love the kids. I didn't have the energy for it. Didn't have the energy for trick or treat. Hello. No. Okay. Go to the neighbor's house. I don't have energy for it. When I see videos like this, we are on to you, okay? Because now everybody has a ring camera. Everyone has a ring camera so they can see the thievery, okay, the thievery that's going on. So shame on you. Shame on all the people out there that stole this candy and it's a bunch of grown adults and some of y'all look like illegal migrants and I hope you get caught. I hope you get caught and I hope you get deported for stealing the candy, and I hope it was worth it. Now, someone else who also comes out of the woodwork every year on Halloween

is none other than Heidi Kloom, and we'll put a picture of Heidi Kloom's Halloween costume up on the screen.

Heidi Kloom throws this big Halloween party every single year. She invites her liberal, famous Hollywood celebrity friends,

and she always does the most insane costumes. One year, she was a worm. I think this year she was

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