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Hello Bugleers, and welcome to Issue 33 of the Bugle for the Week Beginning Monday,

the 16th of June 2008 with me and his ultimate in London the UK and in New York City it's John Oliver

Hello viewers! I attended Kaiju Japanese Monster Wrestling at Worcester Hall in New York and

let me tell you I cannot recommend it hardly enough to you. It was absolutely incredible.

I saw a monster who was an, I quote, half hamster, half two cam. And he thought a cycloptopus,

which is, as it's known suggests, half cyclops, half-oct in ending when the hamster two cam hybrid

did a belly splash from the top turnbuckle onto the cycloptopus. Keep your ballet Andy,

keep your opera, keep your high art until they have hamster two cam monsters they're going to

come up short for me. To see adults put this much work into something so overwhelmingly stupid

and truly life-otherming. As always some sections of the view will go straight in the bin this week,

a mid-summer special section. Now that the evenings will start shortening from the 21st of June

with the dread and inevitability of impending death, we ask, what is the point of living anymore?

Also, how to tell your children that you're a druid and when is it right to start discussing

the possibility of sacrificing your little ones with your partner? Also, we have a commemorative

audio reconstruction of one of the big stones at Stonehenge falling over during a mid-summer

sacrifice as it might have done at some point in history. Oh no, trembling has been squashed.

Bloody hell, that is the last time I'm sacrificing here. This place has gone to shit since the Romans left.

And for our southern hemisphere listeners, a special mid-winter section in the bin. Why bother

getting up in the morning when it's almost nighttime already? And for our listeners on the equator,

screw you losers, you wouldn't know a season if it came right up to you and snowed on your head.

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