George and the Experience Treadmill
Skyline Drive: How to Live Forever
iHeartPodcasts and Kaleidoscope
4.6 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2023
⏱️ 44 minutes
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As George navigates the Los Angeles dating scene, one thing keeps derailing his relationships: every girl he’s into is "too into astrology." Plus, Mangesh’s mom tells him about a bizarre curse that’s been plaguing his family for generations, and we discuss why your astrologer might ask you to get married to a tree.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:12.6 | The following show includes stories of sound baths, ketamine, Pittsburgh, improv comedy, dating, and a snake curse. |
| 0:22.0 | If any of that offends you, if you're faint of heart, simply switch this off and fire |
| 0:27.0 | up one of my many fine films instead. |
| 0:30.1 | Might I suggest Jurassic Park? |
| 0:32.7 | Ha, ha, rah. |
| 0:34.7 | Yes. |
| 0:45.9 | Reptillion shapeship. Never face, never faded. Yeah. So I'm guessing you figure this out, but that wasn't Jeff Goldblum. |
| 0:52.6 | Hi, I'm George Avalodos, and I'm a comedian, actor, Nightmare, LA, multi-hyphenate. |
| 0:57.3 | George is smart and funny and pulls off a great Jeff Goldblum, |
| 0:59.1 | not just because he sounds like him, |
| 1:04.6 | but he's also wiry and handsome with dark features in a young Goldblum way. |
| 1:08.5 | Like most comedians, George is also pretty neurotic, |
| 1:13.5 | and one of the ways he channels that neurosis is by tracking everything. |
| 1:16.3 | I write anything down that resonates with me. |
| 1:19.6 | Like, my notes on my phone are like a compulsive compendium. |
| 1:26.3 | Like, if I read a book, I transcribe every passage that matters to me. I do believe in, like, building your own meaning. His notes are |
| 1:30.9 | meticulous. Lists of every book he's read, recipes he's tried, quotes, stats, down to minute |
| 1:37.3 | details from conversations. So while I could keep trying to paint a picture of George's personality, |
| 1:43.9 | instead, I'm going |
| 1:45.1 | to let him read the results of just a few of the BuzzFeed quizzes he's taken. |
| 1:49.3 | Yeah, I am C3PO because I'm neurotic and a people pleaser. |
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