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I'm here with Emily Dean and Pierre Navelle. No, she won. That was part of my duty.

If someone said to me what mistake is Emily going to make reading out the opening bit,

I wouldn't have thought she'd miss herself out. My, my, my.

I didn't think I was being given that level of responsibility, but thank you.

Well, Emily and I went to Ascot, Israel, Royal Ascot, and I wait for it, came back a little horse.

It actually happened. When I arrived at Ascot, Emily will testify my voice was perfectly fine.

And now it's a bit, I am sailing. It got progressively horse or is the day progressed?

You're, you're living in jokes now. Yes, I'm, I'm slipping on banana.

You're talking as if I don't live in jokes. No, normally it's internal though.

The closest I've ever been to living in a joke, and I must tell this before, was I went for a haircut

and the guy said, how do you want your hair? And I said, quite like your hair. Can I be like, you know, he said,

he said, I have a number two, I said, well, whatever it's called, I like he looks good.

When he cut it, it was like super short. And I said, hold on, this is much shorter than that.

He said, yeah, mine's grown out quite a bit. And that was the closest I've ever been to actually be a character in a joke.

That's a perfect does your dog bite, Stan? Yeah, I quite like your voice, a little horse.

If it stays like this, it'll be fine. If it deteriorates. It just sounds like you've maybe, you've had a bit of bother in your life.

Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, I haven't really.

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