Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

Piando Ferries, there is another way. We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. So, You have accessed entry 524. J.B. 3709.

Certificate number 41220,

Geomagnetic reversal.

Now in your go bag for when the earthquake hits or the oceans freeze with Ice Nine or whatever.

I have it right here.

What's the thing called the carry everyday carry right or a bug out bag or you know small bag? Do you do you carry a compass? Yes. Every day. Yes. Not the one in your cell phone. No. Because I don't think I own a compass of either kind. I can't draw circles and I can't find Canada.

Well, I have both kind right here. Do you have a combination? What a great item that would be right?

A sharper image. Compass compass. But I do I have an old drafting set somewhere here within easy arms reach but I love an old I mean I love an analog compass.

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