Mr. Toys

Hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies.

Coming to you for the first time this show I've been here before but Doug loves movies taping for the first time.

I love this club. I love all the people that come out to this club and I hope you're enjoying one of the following beverages.

The Doug Benson specials. The interruption is probably a good name for any drink with whiskey in it because something's going to stop like behaving civilly.

It's got a pint of PBR and a shot of James and whiskey is called the interruption and then it's only $6 so that's price to move.

Then we've got the purple haze for $5.50 that's a strawberry peanut colada with rum and blue caracal.

And then this sounds crazy. There's the bond water of course because who doesn't want to drink some of that.

It makes me feel kind of sick just thinking about even drinking pretend bond water but I hear it's a big seller.

It's got tequila, triple sec, Midori, sour, Sierra mist and lime so that's why it looks so dirty. It's like dirty bond water.

And then you can get the super high me which is you make the bond water a jumbo and it costs $30.

It's a $23 markup from regular to jumbo. It's like worse than a movie theater.

It should be the other way for an extra quarter you can get a jumbo but so I'd like if someone has, does anybody have the jumbo?

You do? Can you hold it up? Can I see how big it is? Holy shit.

That was so magical the way light hit you was like Excalibur coming up out of the rock or the lake or wherever Excalibur comes out of.

It's the giant goblet of. And you get to keep it right? Oh sure. Now you better.

You're walking out. What's under her sweater? She's pregnant. She wasn't pregnant when she came in here. Yeah, it was a great show.

Time and space were changed. It's only supposed to be 90 minutes. Don't panic. It's not a nine month show and four minutes.

That's how a long I assume that guy that ordered the jumbo bomb water makes love. That was probably generous.

It's Sunday August 11th, 2013. Let me see some name tags. Let me learn how to pronounce the name tags.

Okay, Vincent has a bottle with a, is that a snake in it? Oh, it's a face hugger. Of course it is. The light was hitting it funny.

It just looks snake-like but now it looks very face hugger like Vincent. We got Keith Vader. Is Vader really your last name? You wish. Yeah, of course.

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