Miss Fit toys.

Doug hates candy wrap or squeaky baby sticky

Seats with 50 as a hopper curdles in his teeth

There's still not one that he won't see

But Doug loves the wheels

Hey everybody

I don't know if it's me or I don't know why we're having these false starts lately

Oh you guys haven't heard it yet but in Lexington, Kentucky

I was upstairs at least the green room was closer here

I was upstairs in a green room and I hear my name being announced and I'm going on stage

And I was like I could run downstairs and run on to that stage and start doing my show

Or I could calmly walk down there

And you guys didn't get a chance to do it today but at that show people started like heckling the empty stage

And getting laughs I don't know what they were saying but as I was approaching the show I'm like I can hear the audience laughing

I was like why would they be laughing if there's no one on stage

Hey everybody my name is Doug and I love movies

Coming to you once again happy to be back from the comedy zone in Charlotte, North Carolina

And for the listeners at home I raise my hands above my head when I say the name of the town

Just in case the people are mostly drove in from elsewhere and don't have that much enthusiasm

Who thinks they came the farthest to be here today?

Yeah? Where's Woot Woot?

Where's that where did you come from?

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