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Dotting-rackers screaming baby sticky scenes with 50 ads and pop-ford hurdles in his teeth.

They're still not one that he won't see but the dog

of Louise.

Who is?

Hey everybody.

I don't know if it's me or I don't know why we're having these false starts lately.

Oh you guys haven't heard it yet but in Lexington Kentucky I was upstairs at least the green room is closer here.

I was upstairs in a green room and I hear my name being announced and I'm going on stage.

And I was like, I could run downstairs and run onto that stage and start doing my show.

Or I could calmly walk down there.

And you guys didn't get a chance to do it today, but at that show, people started

like heckling the empty stage and getting laughs.

I don't know what they were saying, but as I was approaching the showroom, I could hear

the audience laughing. I was like, why would they be laughing if there's no one on stage?

Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I Love Movies. This is Doug Love Movies.

Coming to you once again, happy to be back from the Comedy Zone in Charlotte, North Carolina.

And for the listeners at home, I raise my hands up over my head when I say the name of the town, just in case the people are mostly drove in from elsewhere and don't have

that much enthusiasm.

Who thinks they came the farthest to be here today?

Yeah?

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