Geoff Tate-265-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2014

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Geoff Tate is Late! It's okay. He got here and everything is fine now. Happy HallowJeans, everyone. We hope you're playing it safe and not staying out too late. Also, kids love pennies and bullets so give them away! Tate is LONG overdue in the MOMMY DOME, but thankfully he's here and you're about to get the full scoop on DENIM ON DENIM + HOT DOGS and GATORADE + also CHEERS. Geoff is a fantastic comic, truly one of the best and he's a breeze to hang with. Always funny and low maintenance. This man is our type of guy. You get the Dental Update, the D**k Detectives and more! Drops galore on this one! Pull those M7Z's up, Jeans!

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0:00.0	I'm a mummy. I scare people. What's what happens when I walk up to somebody?
0:18.0	I'm a mummy.
0:21.0	I was born 1,959 years ago. My daddy was a mummy too. What's what happened when I walk up to somebody?
0:36.0	I'm a mummy.
0:39.0	I don't try to scare people. I really came back to life to buy a copy of who came.
0:51.0	Are you a mummy?
0:54.0	Of course I'm a mummy. Happy Halloween!
0:58.0	I'm a mummy.
1:00.0	I'm a mummy.
1:01.0	I'm a mummy.
1:03.0	We were just carving our pumpkin and we heard this song.
1:06.0	Come on Pandora.
1:09.0	If you're British, then you are a mummy.
1:13.0	The Brits don't celebrate Holidays. This is American. This is American Holidays.
1:18.0	So everybody put on your tightest pair of denim and go out and trick or treat the night away.
1:24.0	Mummy, I've been carving all day.
1:27.0	Mummy.
1:29.0	That guy goes to your mother?
1:36.0	Mummy.
1:38.0	I'm a big man.
1:40.0	People are afraid of me.
1:43.0	59 years ago.
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