266-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2014

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

It's On, JEANS! Once a week shows are back and here's the first one. We help Christina's old college BF find a lady as he is now Sinnnnnnnglllllleeee again. Would you like to date him? It's an option. Tommy is busy writing songs that are so good, he doesn't even name them. He just gives them to the Universe. Will he collaborate with the Braxton's? We're WORKING ON IT! Go On, Gurl is a pretty good movie, but you'll want pizza with lots of pepperoni on it - Just a Heads up. If you're white, just be respectful to cops. Seriously, what's your problem? Plus don't use your hands to grab communal food, dumb dumb. POP, Hold it down some more.

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0:00.0	And there are no more jeans around for anybody.
0:06.3	They're all taken up.
0:08.8	How come there's no more jeans left?
0:10.6	People got greedy. They stole all the jeans.
0:13.8	You know those high jeans I bought last week or ever twice?
0:18.1	Yeah, those are amazing.
0:19.1	I know, and they're dirty and I'm so mad I didn't get to wear that.
0:21.6	You got those dirty jeans.
0:23.3	Ooh, oh Tom, where are you right now?
0:27.6	Well look, this is it.
0:28.8	This is it, man.
0:29.9	Alright, this is the one that we're down, back down to one.
0:33.1	We're doing one a week, at least for November.
0:35.1	We're giving it a shot.
0:36.1	Mom, that's bad.
0:37.1	So this is it.
0:39.1	This is it before the live three shows this weekend.
0:46.1	Seattle on Thursday.
0:47.6	Powerful.
0:48.6	Power, we got some powerful feedback on some numbers.
0:51.1	People are coming out. We're very excited.
0:53.1	But you can still go.
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