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Good Guys

Dear Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Mazel morons! It’s 2026, the guys are officially TOPICAL, and Josh and Ben are BACK after the longest holiday limbo known to mankind. From surviving two weeks of nonstop childcare to debating whether beards are freeing or deeply unsettling, this episode is a full-tilt New Year catch-up. We’re unpacking Christmas chaos, Florida house parties with valet and caviar bumps, questionable Santa encounters, Costco tuna revelations, and why Elf on the Shelf might actually be a government informant. Plus: caffeine interventions, supplement regret, failing big as a life goal, parenting breakthroughs, Tim Allen slander, and Ray Charles facts that will stop you in your tracks. What are ya nuts? Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Pique - Secure 20% off your order and begin your intentional wellness journey today at Piquelife.com/goodguys. Hims- To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS. Little Spoon - Get 30% off your first online order at littlespoon.com/GOODGUYS with code GOODGUYS at checkout Momentous - Head to livemomentous.com, and use promo code goodguys for up to 35% off your first order. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts?
0:24.3	Yeah, we're the good guys. They're not the great guys. We're just so good, good, good guys.
0:32.3	Mazum morons, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast. It's 2026, baby. It's July or January 8th.
0:39.3	I am completely overwhelmed.
0:41.0	We're doing topical podcasts.
0:42.6	It's Thursday.
0:44.0	January 8th.
0:45.0	I feel like a kidnap victim.
0:47.0	Help.
0:48.8	It's so good.
0:50.1	Like, what did it take us three years to get topical?
0:53.1	It's Thursday, January 8th, and we are
0:56.2	releasing the episode Thursday, January 8th. And, Josh, it is not too late to say happy in the year,
1:02.3	okay? It's not too late. No. Because really, the new year started, let me know if you agree.
1:06.2	The new year this year started on Monday, January 5th. Monday, January 5th is the new January 1st. With the way it fell, what am I going to do? I'm going to start New Year's resolutions on what was it, a Thursday night? No, no, you enjoy your weekend. We're still in this weird two and a half weeks. This was a long time, Josh, Hanukkah, Christmas, New Year's. I think I read that it fell. It was the longest it could
1:30.7	possibly fall. Really? For people who work corporate jobs. Yes, because like Christmas was on
1:36.1	a Wednesday, so they had to give the Friday. Then New Year's was on the Thursday. So they had
1:42.0	to give the Friday. So it just created this. Nobody knows where they are, who they are, what they're doing. But we do, Josh. We do because we're here live in person, not in person, across the country from each other. But we're here, Josh. We're here. Yes. No, listen, no one felt that more succinctly than me with our child care.
2:01.5	Because suddenly, two weeks off, what are you kidding me?
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