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The Perez Hilton Podcast with Chris Booker

Generation Snowflake

The Perez Hilton Podcast with Chris Booker

iHeartPodcasts

News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.52.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

A ton of musicians are whining about not being nominated for a Grammy. Should anyone in the Jennifer Lawerence family be signing up for a GOFUNDME? Cardi B is throwing big parties during COVID restrictions. Kelly Clarkson sure can pick a winner. Thanks to our sponsors: Geico= Whether you rent or own, GEICO makes it EASY to bundle home and car insurance. Go to GEICO.com today. Pluto TV= What are you waiting for? Download the free Pluto TV app for Android, iPhone, Roku, and Fire TV and start streaming now.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Thank you for listening to this podcast one production now available on Apple Podcasts podcast one Spotify and anywhere else you get your podcast

0:25.6

Hey friends welcome to the php my name is booker

0:28.5

Keith Perez how you doing? I think I'm actually too rested last night

0:34.9

Sometimes as parents we let our kids boss us around

0:39.5

Mm-hmm, and you know you do things because if you like you should and you want to so last night my three year old

0:46.8

Was insisting that I sleep with her for one minute only one minute she was saying all right fine

0:53.7

What happens I follow sleep in her fucking bed

0:55.7

the

0:58.1

One minute you fell asleep yes, I fell asleep in one minute and then next thing I know

1:04.8

My five-year-old my seven-year-old are waking me up. Did you fell asleep? And I'm like oh go away

1:12.0

And then I like realize that I told my other kids to go away, and I'm like oh shit

1:16.5

They need to go to bed so then I put my middle child to bed and I'm and I'm a sleep

1:21.8

So I just go to sleep in her bed not even thinking rationally and this is all really early and then this is what happens

1:29.0

You know, I went to bed early and then I wake up at like 2 30 in the morning and I'm like shit

1:33.7

And then I'm still asleep. I'm not thinking rationally. So what instead of going to sleep in my bed properly

1:40.2

What do I decide to do a 2 30 in the morning? I was not done working yet

1:44.2

So I decided to catch up with work at 2 30 in the morning. Oh, no thinking. Oh, you know

1:48.9

I've only got like 45 to an hour left of work. I end up going to bed at 4 30 in the morning

1:55.7

Whatever, anyway, that's really boring, but I'm I'm rested, but like I feel

2:01.3

Off and I think it to work out this morning. So I'm gonna try to squeeze in a workout later

2:05.4

But I'm really proud of myself because unlike previous years I

2:10.6

Totally indulged on Thanksgiving, but I kept it to just Thanksgiving on Friday

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