Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco.

Alyssa.

Alyssa Master Monaco.

Alyssa, what are you doing on this holiday week?

Erin, I'm just fruit foraging, that's all I'm doing.

I'm just looking for fruit at random farm stands over talking to the farm stand owners

and I think that's it. Maybe I watched D out in Abbey. What about you?

Well, it's a good time for stone fruits for sure. You shouldn't be missing out. It's stone fruit season.

Whose favorite are stone fruits? It's mine and it's yours.

Yeah. Yeah, so there's some things coming your way.

Oh my goodness, I cannot wait. That's so great.

Well, if you see somebody foraging for fruits, please just be aware that it is Alyssa.

This is an APB, nationwide APB. It's Alyssa, she's the one foraging, you don't have to worry, don't be alarmed. This week we're joined by Julisa Arse and Grace Parajani to answer your questions.

Like, how do you handle being forced to spend time with a person who abandoned you when you needed them the most?

Is it ever okay to tell somebody that you don't like what they name their baby?

And is it even possible to celebrate America right now.

All this and more right now.

And welcome to a very special episode of Hysteria.

They're all very special but this one is

special because we're recording it way in advance. Right? Not way in advance. It's like a

week and a half in advance. You know what? We are talking to you from the past and we just want you to know

we're fine in the past, right? We'll stay here for a little bit. Yeah, we're going to stay here for a bit. You can stay here for a little bit. Yeah, we're going to stay here for a bit.

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