General Randomness: Friday, May 19th, 2023

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Prince Harry and Meghan Demand Photo Agency Give Them Footage of ‘Chase’ (TMZ) (10:44)
Miley Cyrus Details Meeting Boyfriend Maxi Morando on a Date That Was ‘Blind For Me and Not Really For Him’ (People) (18:25)
Jeff Bezos’ $500M Yacht Appears To Have Figurehead of Girlfriend Lauren Sanchez (Page Six) (25:03)
Dixie D’Amelio Taken To Hospital in Ambulance After ‘Feeling Faint’ (Page Six) (32:06)
Starbucks Is Changing the Type of Ice They Use in Drinks (People) (34:26)

Dear Toasters (42:36)

The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
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Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry

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0:00.0	Good morning.
0:01.6	Morning, my lady.
0:02.4	Oh my god, I'm so close to wrong.
0:03.9	I don't know, sorry, I fucked that up, should we start over?
0:06.0	No.
0:06.5	Okay, we're just so authentic.
0:07.8	We're so authentic, but what was that about?
0:09.4	Actually the other day, this week, I found myself
0:11.8	a kind of like, flubbing GMM also.
0:13.8	I don't know, I was like, just gonna say good morning.
0:15.4	Literally, I don't know what came out of my mouth.
0:17.5	All's that to say, like I'm not okay.
0:19.0	It's the end of the week, you know, I'm malfunctioning.
0:22.1	You're not on a high for everything in the week,
0:24.1	the latter half.
0:25.6	I am, obviously, I was thrilled.
0:26.9	A Friday high.
0:27.9	I was thrilled to wake up knowing, hearing the news
0:30.8	that it's Friday, but you know, it's not Saturday.
0:32.9	Like it's still like a day of work.
0:34.6	Yeah, you know.
0:35.5	But we have everything ahead of us, you know,
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