General Goo’s Chicken | The Regz w/ Robert Kelly, Dan Soder, Luis J. Gomez and Joe List Ep #49
Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!
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4.6 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 121 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, you guys, uh, I love merch. |
| 0:03.9 | I really do, dude. I love being draped in it. I love a nice hoodie. I can turn this t-shirt into ice cream. I can do it, dude. Uh, and regsmerch.com right now, go there and get your official regs merch. What do we get up there, Lewis? I meant Regsmore shirt, the country moose. Asterix. They did have to make all of our heads the same size. |
| 0:23.1 | It is not to scale. |
| 0:24.5 | Really? If Mount Regsmore, well, you would be most of the mountain. Yeah, it's true. It'd be you three, you'd be like, I'd be like, Joe. I'd be like Joe. He'd be a period on the regs. They just do one stick of dynamite. You know, they blow those into the side of the mountain. They go, Joe's done. |
| 0:38.1 | And also have... Joe would just be a dot. He'd be a period on the regs. They just do one stick of dynamite. |
| 0:38.8 | You know, they blow those into the side of the mountain. |
| 0:40.4 | They go, Joe's done. |
| 0:41.2 | We also have your own bomb dana. If you want to throw a bomb dana in your friend's face and they have jokes that bomb. What a fun thing you could do. What a game to bring home for the friends and family. Yeah. |
| 0:50.9 | Go shut the fuck up, you stink. |
| 0:53.0 | This Thanksgiving, just throw the pompana right in your grandma's face |
| 0:56.6 | when she tries to make a funny yeah you dumb bitch eat the bomb dana she has no idea what |
| 1:01.4 | Thanksgiving dude did you just say a funny yeah boo a funny right now uh we're gonna do this is a cool |
| 1:08.9 | thing that we're doing at skankfest we're all going to be at skank fest if you guys come to skank fest and you're wearing any of the regs merch we're going to do, this is a cool thing that we're doing at Skank Fest. We're all going to be at Skank Fest. |
| 1:11.2 | If you guys come to Skank Fest and you're wearing any of the Regs merch, we're going to do a special meet and greet. We're going to have a special side thing. We're going to figure it out. We'll let you guys. We'll let you guys. Dude, we're doing this. We're all like, what? You'll call them those skank fets. |
| 1:24.8 | We're in rags. |
| 1:25.8 | We're going to move you. |
| 1:26.8 | We're going to move you. |
| 1:27.9 | We're going to come to your house. |
| 1:29.0 | We're going to move you. |
| 1:30.0 | Maybe you've never had a Rikyman. You're going to skank fest. We're in Regs. We're going to move you. We're going to come to your house. |
| 1:29.0 | We're going to move you. |
| 1:29.9 | Maybe you've never had a Riki massage. |
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