Hello, everybody. Welcome to Harmony Town, and Durmeltz.

No doubt in profits, Harmony Town is not in session once again.

Let's welcome to the stage the mayor of Harmony Town.

It's ridiculous, that song. It's called Little Willie. No offense. I don't have

anything you wanted to talk about tonight, but we got a mysterious package delivered to us in the green room.

Really? It appears to be a self-published book by a man named Daniel Quinn called Beyond Civilization. Humanity's next great adventure.

You're all wondering, do I simply have to wrap something in brown paper and send it to the green room in order to have you focus your episode on it?

Read the first couple of sentences.

I actually want to read what caught my eye on the back. It says,

In Beyond Civilization, Daniel Quinn thinks the unthinkable.

We have to assume Daniel Quinn wrote this.

But that doesn't matter. Everyone comes to do a point in their life with it.

Is it possible to think the unthinkable?

We all know there's no one right way to build a bicycle.

You're laughing at that because it's specific, but it's true. That's what hooks me in.

We all know there's no one right way to build a bicycle, no one right way to design an automobile, no one right way to make a pair of shoes.

But we're convinced that there must be only one right way to live.

And the one we have is it, no matter what.

So the supposition of the book is that you're a pig headed asshole.

But no, I mean, it looks sort of like a...

I feel like there's only one way to build a bicycle.

Certainly two tires have to be involved, or you've verged into tricycle territory.

...