Hi, everybody. This is Radio Free Mormon, broadcasting behind enemy lines. What you may be thinking,

are you doing? There's still got to be another half hour left in the Saturday evening general

conference session because it is 630 where I am. It's 7.30 in Utah. And this conference session is over. This may be a record.

I'm not sure for the shortest Saturday evening general conference session. The last speaker

began speaking. I think it was at 607 p. in my time, seven minutes after the hour. So very, very quick.

And I'm going to go ahead, like I said, and start now that it's done.

And this will be quick.

And hopefully I'll be done by the time General Conference should have been done.

Let me just bring up my notes here so that I can see them.

Guess what this is?

This is Radio Free Mormon episode 420.

It's 420.

I had thought when I saw this coming up that I would do something fun and interesting

for the 420th episode of Radio Free Mormon,

but it didn't quite seem to fit in with the Saturday evening session of General Conference,

so it might have made it more entertaining.

So here we are. Once again, this is the Radio Free Mormon General Conference Telethon,

where we are seeking your donations to find a cure for Mormonism. You know, Mormonism isn't going to

cure itself. And we've got top men and women working day and night in the Radio

Free Mormon science laboratories to try and find a cure for Mormonism. Won't you help? Now, I want to

give you an update on the tote board. We can't see the tote board behind me. We don't have that

kind of technology. But what I do have is some information from Bill Reel. Now, this morning, on Saturday

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