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🗓️ 19 April 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Storytime of a Gen Z Kid who thinks he is actually a rizz god, and the rizzler but instead is supr awkward and very cringey. This is the type of funny and hilarious cringe you'd only see on a tiktok cringe compilation or some of that dream stan gen z cringe. Similar story to stories by Tagswag, Scrubs, rSlash and Am I The Jerk?
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0:00.0 | Today we got a story time of a Gen Z kid who thinks that he is actually a Risgod, |
0:05.0 | a kid who thinks that he has the best game of all time. |
0:08.0 | And let me just tell you, that is not true. |
0:11.0 | This might be the most cringiest, uncomfortable video you've ever watched. |
0:15.0 | This kid's flirting abilities are worse than mine in fifth grade. |
0:18.0 | And if you know, you know. |
0:20.0 | Oh, man. Anyways, subscribe if you're new |
0:22.9 | and like stories. Leave a like on the video to claim your free nothing. Do prepare for this |
0:26.8 | cringe. Like, strap yourselves in, like brace, brace for impact. If that all being said, |
0:31.8 | let's just jump right into it. So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, |
0:35.5 | Andrew. So anyways, there was a kid in Andrew's class who one day started to sat down at Andrew's |
0:42.1 | table with his friends. |
0:43.5 | And Andrew didn't know this kid that well. |
0:44.8 | And we're just going to call him the Gen Z kid or the cringing kid. |
0:47.3 | We're just going to call him the... |
0:48.3 | We're going to call him the Riz God. |
0:50.8 | But I'm going to call him that ironically, because the kid sits down, and |
0:55.3 | he basically is like, you know, like, what's good, boys, like, what's up? And, like, Andrew doesn't |
1:00.0 | really know this kid, and, you know, Andrew's friend doesn't really know this kid, so they kind of |
1:03.7 | look at him, they're like, what's good, dude? He's like, like, boys, I don't think you understand, but I've been spending the last couple months studying the art of being a ris god. |
1:12.8 | You don't understand. I am legitimately. I can pick up like any woman ever. I'm willing to bet the whole farm on it, bro. |
1:20.8 | And obviously, Andrew kind of looks at his friends because, like, no disrespect, but like this kid definitely did not appear to be, I don't know, someone who could legitimately pick up anyone. |
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