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With that all being said, I'll let's just jump right into it.

So this all happened one day when the subscriber was in class.

So there's this kid. We're going to call him the Gen Z kid. And just so you know, I'm not calling him the Gen Z kid because he is technically in Gen Z. He might be. He might not be. I'm actually not totally sure. When I call someone a Gen Z kid,

that generally means that, or generally means that they spend, A, too much time on TikTok,

B, spend all their time like trying to cancel people on Twitter or C, all of the above, right?

And this person, this Gen Z kid, had happened today to spend way too much time on TikTok.

On TikTok, I feel like you can so easily fall down a rabbit hole of just ridiculous misinformation

that it's not even funny, bro.

And the Gen Z kid must have found down the water

is actually poisonous rabbit hole. And in fact, the only thing you should be drinking for

maximum health is Coke. Coca-Cola. I'm just going to call it Coca-Cola so no one assumes

it's something else. Yeah, I feel like literally a Coca-Cola executive decided to have a guerrilla marketing tactic

and start this conspiracy theory.

But yeah, I mean, Coca-Cola is basically just sugar water plus some flavoring.

So that's why I called it sugar water in the beginning.

But one day, the subscriber is chilling in class, and the Gen Zee kid comes in, sits out next to him, and the subscriber has a water bottle.

He brings a water bottle to class. It's good to stay hydrated. Or maybe it's not good to stay hydrated according to this kid.

No, but seriously, guys, make sure drink enough water. I mean, make sure your water's clean, too. You don't want, like, really bad water or something, but I'm not going to that.

Anyways, though, so the subscriber sitting there watches the Gen Z kid kind of, like, run into class, kind of frantically, as if, like, the freaking FBI was after him or the KGB or something, or, like, I don't know, the Loch Ness Monster had grown legs and started walking into class with them. I don't know,

kid looked a little skidst out. So the subscriber was kind of watching very suspiciously. And as the

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