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Gen Z Kid NEVER SHOWERS (Storytime)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2023

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Gen Z Kid NEVER SHOWERS (Storytime)

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0:00.0

The five pound meal deal from McDonald's. Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken, medium fries,

0:05.4

four McNuggets and a medium soft drink for guess what? That's right, five pounds.

0:10.0

It's not called the five pound meal deal for nothing.

0:14.0

From 11 AM, not available on delivery. Carbinated soft drink upgrade fees apply. Participating

0:19.0

restaurant's subjects availability.

0:20.0

Today we got a story of a Gen Z kid who doesn't take showers because he thinks they're offensive.

0:26.5

Yeah, let's just jump right into the story and subscribe if you're new.

0:31.2

So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story James.

0:34.4

So anyways, in James's class, there's this kid who we're going to call the Gen Z

0:38.6

kid. In James, it was a pretty big class, so James actually never saw this kid before.

0:44.0

And so one day, when they came into class, the teacher told them that, you know, the teacher

0:47.9

wanted them to meet new people, wanted them to kind of mix it up a little bit, so that the teacher

0:52.8

was going to be assigning them to random tables because basically everyone had your unassigned assigned seats i don't know if you guys

0:58.5

had this in school but you wouldn't be assigned to a specific seat however everybody in the class

1:03.5

knew that that was like your seat right so something like that kind of happened in james's class and

1:09.4

the teacher was noticing and the teacher

1:11.2

wanted to give people an opportunity to meet new people. So the teacher gave random seat assignments for

1:16.7

that day and told them that they could go back to seat of sitting wherever the next day,

1:20.9

but that today they were going to meet some new people and that they were going to do an in-class

1:25.3

assignment. It was going to be a pretty chill day, and they should be happy about it.

1:28.8

So yeah, anyways, James is assigned to a table of four,

1:32.3

and the two other people are a little bit irrelevant to the story.

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