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And I'm Amelia Wattamire, and today we're checking in with celebrities that make us feel old.

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Okay. First category is, Tea Time is checking in with celebrities and or news.

It kind of makes us feel old this week. I think we spiraled a bit.

Starting with, this is in essence not huge news, but to me, me and we think a lot about my life is Abigail Breslin,

who got engaged, which is amazing. Congratulations to her. She's 25.

I don't know why, because I am older than her. So, but in my mind, she is still like a little my sunshine.

Yes.

And that came out in 2006. So it was a shocking news, but it's completely normal.

Obviously, they've, her and her now fiance have been together since 2017.

She's engaged to a guy named Ira Kunioski.

So, you know, we don't hear from her much.

I know she was also in scream queen. So she like came back for a bit.

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