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🗓️ 16 May 2024
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Connor pugs tells a Storytime about a Gen Alpha Kid Thinks Smelling Bad Will "Get Him Laid" this gen alpha kid has tiktok brainrot, loves skibidi toilet, thinks he has skibidi rizz, thinks baby gronk rizzed up lovy dunne with duke dennis, probably would go to the tiktok rizz party and perhaps is the CEO of the youtube shorts rizz party. Try not to laugh at this super funny storytime!
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0:00.0 | Here we are. A couple of pints. |
0:02.4 | Great. Neck oil, yeah? |
0:03.8 | As requested. So, what did you get up to this weekend? |
0:07.4 | Well, funny story, actually. I befriended this panda, |
0:10.4 | discovered he had a beautiful singing voice, taught him how to harmonise. |
0:13.3 | We got a record deal, went on tour, went platinum in Basingstoke, |
0:16.3 | then broke up due to creative differences. |
0:18.4 | Right. So that's why there's a panda giving you the finger from across the |
0:21.6 | street then. That's right, brother. Stick your neck out. Beavertown. Never normal. Visit drinkawair.com. |
0:27.5 | UK. Enjoy Beavertown beer responsibly. What's up guys? Welcome back to a brand new story. |
0:32.6 | Today we have a story of the stinkiest Minecraft kid ever who smells really bad and he thinks that his stink |
0:39.8 | his natural odor gives him unlimited visibility and he can pick up any girl ever on the face of |
0:46.5 | this earth this is quite the story i know you'll enjoy it so sit back relax leave a like on the video |
0:52.2 | to claim your free nothing limited time of time, by the way, |
0:55.4 | and let's just jump right into it. So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story |
0:59.7 | Wallace. So anyways, Wallace was 12 at the time. This happened not that long ago. Maybe Wallace |
1:05.8 | is still 12. I don't know. He just told me at this time he was 12, right? And he and his boys were |
1:10.5 | kind of hanging out |
1:11.2 | one day when Wallace's mom came down and said, hey, like guys and talks to Wallace and his friends. |
1:16.7 | There's a new kid moving into the neighborhood. I thought it'd be good or cool if you guys |
1:21.9 | went and talked to him. So I set something up with you and him tomorrow and also with you and |
1:27.2 | him two days from then. |
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