How's it going, everyone? Today we have a story time of a girl who says,

If you don't date me, you're fat-phobic and threatens to cancel the kid and get him in trouble for not falling in love with her.

This is an absolutely insane story that I know you'll enjoy, so sit back, relax, subscribe if you're new, and let's jump into it.

So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Tommy.

So anyways, Tommy is in the 11th grade, right?

This is his sophomore year of high school.

And this all starts one day when one of Tommy's friends, who is a girl, and we don't really

need to give her a name because if I give out too many names, I'll switch them up and you

guys will get confused, almost as confused as I'll be, right?

So Tommy had a friend who was a girl, and Tommy's friend had a girl, and we'll call this girl Kate, right?

Very standard name I use all the time. So Tommy's friend, who's a girl, comes up to him and says,

hey Tommy, and Tommy's like, how's it going? And she's like, hey Tommy, like, are you single right now? And Tommy

was like, whoa, because for a second, he was wondering if his friend, who's a girl, was into him.

But he kind of snapped out of it because they've known each other for like 10 years. He's like,

all right, she's definitely not going to ask me this. And he's like, yeah, like, what's up? And she's like, oh, well, you know, I might have someone for you. I think you guys would be a perfect match. And Tommy was a little bit suspicious. I'm not going to lie, bro. Like, I'll just keep it a buck 50. If someone says I have someone for you, if they're the one searching and trying to find you someone, sometimes it won't exactly be someone that will be,

I don't know, excite. I don't know, I'm trying not to sound too mean, but sometimes if you're,

if there's someone that you're really like into, normally you're the one who has to reach out

and go and get them, right? And normally when things are given to you, it's never as good. Take that however you want, right? So sure enough, Tommy's like, oh, well, I'm interested as Tommy was, you know, looking for some,

I don't know, he's like, he wants some fun in his life. He can't just be a bot doing SATs all day,

right? He wants some fun in his life. So sure enough, Tommy's like, yeah, like, Kate, what's up? Who's your friend? And Kate's like, oh, well, I have a friend and I think you'd really like her.

And so Tommy's like, oh, can you tell me who? And she's like, no. So she doesn't tell Tommy that it's Kate.

And she's like, you know what? I want to put you guys on a random blind date at lunch tomorrow. Like, wouldn't that be so fun? And Tommy's like,

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