Gen Alpha Kid Burns Down His School for "Aura Points" (STORYTIME)

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 • 632 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about a Gen Alpha Kid Burns Down His School for "Aura Points" this Gen Alpha kid has Brainrot and thinks Burning down his shcool will give him Aura. Try not to laugh and try not to cringe at this funny and cringey gen alpha kid brainrot storytime! Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇 https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs Follow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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1:15.2	So we're going to call a subscriber who submitted this story Johnny. And in Johnny's class, there's a spoil kid who is also super weird.
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