gen alpha kid claims he is a “skibidi emo sigma male” (STORYTIME)

Connor Pugs

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🗓️ 30 August 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Connor pugs tells the storytime about a gen alpha kid claims he is a “skibidi emo sigma male” - so this gen alpha kid has brainrot and its a bad case of skibidi toilet tiktok brainrot. So this brainrotted gen alpha kid does something cringe, which is think he is actually an alpha male sigma male and that he has rizz, specifically in gen alpha terms, skibidi rizz (what the sigma). Try not to laugh and try not to cringe at these funny and hilarious and cringey gen alpha storytime! Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇 https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs Follow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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0:00.0	Today we got a story time of a cringy emo kid who literally believes that his stinkiness makes him a sigma male and extremely attractive.
0:09.0	If you're not prepared for one of the cringy stories of all time, then I don't know if you should watch this man. I really don't.
0:14.5	But if you are one of the few brave ones, sit back, relax, subscribe if you're new.
0:18.5	Leave a like in the video to claim you free nothing, and let's jump right into it, man.
0:21.8	So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted today's story, Liam.
0:25.0	So anyways, right, Liam was in class one day.
0:27.7	And in this class, there's a kid who we're going to call the emo kid.
0:30.7	So first of all, I want to make it really clear.
0:32.2	If you like dressing emo or whatever, I don't care. If you like dressing all black, fine, fair, whatever. I don't really
0:37.5	care. However, if you act like this emo kid, then maybe, maybe you want to reconsider some
0:44.1	things that you do. Because this emo kid, anyways, let me just give a description. Long black
0:49.6	hair. Everything's in black. Black nails, black shoes, whatever. That's that's a style whatever it's really how this
0:55.8	kid acts where it's uh becomes a little bit of a situation so anyways this all starts one day
1:00.8	when leum is in class and the emo kid normally sits in a different place but i guess today decided
1:05.3	to sit behind leum and leum could immediately tell that the emo kid was sitting behind him because, um, how do I put this politely?
1:13.6	Bro stank. That's the most polite way I can put it, dude. Yeah, so as soon as the kid sat behind him, Liam was like, oh, good heavens, boy! Yeah, no, but like, Liam could just tell that, like, there was a ominous presence behind him. Not because like he could physically like just tell.
1:28.8	He could smell it, bro.
1:30.3	He could smell the freaking emo kid.
1:31.8	I think it was like part of his like regiment was to add like no.
1:35.0	And the thing is right, he actually has a reason for not showering.
1:39.3	As you guys will about to, yes, you guys will about to hear.
1:42.7	The emo kid believes that it makes him more attractive
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