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How's it, Gunner 1? Today we have a story time of a Gen Alpha kid who is cooked because he cannot

read because he's consumed too much brain rot. This generation

might be cooked and this story time bro it is actually it's going to make you feel a little bit

nervous for this generation but with that being said I know you'll enjoy the story so leave a

like in the video right now to claim your free nothing subscribe to the channel if you're new

and like stories and with that being said let's just jump right into it. So we're gonna call this subscriber who submitted this story, Will. Anyways, so there's a kid in Will's class, and we're gonna call this kid Ben because, dude, of course we're gonna call this kid Ben, man. I mean, like, if you've been around on the channel for a second, you already know how this goes. But sure enough, right, there's a kid in Will's class who we're going to call Ben. And Ben just completely disappeared over the summer. So Will and all of his other friends were a little bit concerned because they were just kind of like, dude, where did this kid go? Like, he actually no-clipped out of reality. But he got stuck in the back rooms or something. But basically,

Ben was just consuming brain rot all day. He was just completely locked in to being locked out.

Dude was actually just watching YouTube shorts again and again and again and again, dude.

Like, it's next level.

So, yeah, over the summer, this kid, Ben, was completely absent from everyone's lives just

because of all the brain rot that Buddy was consuming.

And so anyways, school year kind of comes around again.

And it's, you know, it's the first day of school coming off a summer, you know, Will and his friends kind of walk in there saying, you know, kind of like what's up, you know, doing all the different things. Like, you know, seeing everyone from the year just because it's been a little, it's been a while, right? You know, some of them met over the summer. They didn't see Ben, obviously, and we'll go into that in a second, but kind of just kind of catching up. You know, you get that kind of buzz of like the school year starting again. You see a lot of people you haven't seen it in a second. And it's that kind of nice honeymoon period of like the first couple days when you get back before you have to actually start thinking about all the homework that you're kind of get and you know kind of going back into

the standard like oh boy here we go again type moment um and that's where kind of like they see ben

so ben is like looks like almost he's almost like looks like a different dude if it may if this makes sense he almost

seems like he's a different character it's very strange and it's something where you know this

kid Ben he just is like kind of hunched over in the corner he's on his iPad he has his has his, like, his headphones in. And this is very

out of character for this guy. Will's kind of just like, okay, like this is kind of weird.

He kind of expected that Ben was going to come in and be all excited to see everyone and kind of

be like, oh man, like it's been so long, you know, sorry for not saying hello to anyone

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